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Saturday, August 20, 2016

Chapter 22: The Only Thing Worse Than Food Poisoning and Mafia Threats

Well folks, it's been a crazy time here in Italia because IT’S TRANSFER WEEK!! I apologize in advance for not answering all personal
emails this week... Buuuut I kind of don't get a P-day today cuz I’m taking a train to the other side of the country so...

The craziness of this week actually started out last Wednesday. Remember how we went to Aosta and had all those adventures? Yeah, one
of those adventures was getting lunch... As usual, we went to a kebap place, but this time we smelled something different than the usual
spinning mystery meat... Burgers! Legit American burgers😍😍😍😍 so of course, that's what we ordered! It looked so perfectly American, and
it smelled like beef and freedom. Bald eagles were soaring overhead, and the Star Spangled Banner was playing in the background.

And then I took a bite.

And I've probs never experienced deeper disappointment in my life. Lol I have no clue what I ate, but it was definitely not beef. A disgrace
to the name of "burger", honestly. And so we spent Thursday throwing up. So much fun lol. Moral of the story: when at a sketchy Middle
Eastern food joint, only order sketchy Middle Eastern food; NOT burgers...🍔

Friday was a nerve-wrecking day... About half-way through English class, we got a call from President Allen... TRANSFER CALLS WERE UPON
US! He talked to my comp first, telling her she would be staying in Collegno to train! Then he gave me my transfer news! *drumroll* I'M
GOING TO BE SENIOR COMP IN VICENZA! A beautiful city near Venice, and it has an Italian ward and an American ward because... It has a U.S.
military base!! Haha yay cuz that also means American food lol! My new comp is going to be Sorella Zombra who's from... Sicily! Haha guess
I'd better start learning Italian, yeah?😂 No, it'll be good. She’s only had Italian comps, so pres said she can help me with Italian, and
I can teach her English! I'm so excited! It's gonna be such a good experience!

Stefano Quaresima was in the church when we got the call. We told him what was happening, and he was like "No Sorella Smedley, you're
staying here forever! I'll write your president! 'Yes President Allen, you do realize we have the mafia here in Italy... It'd be smart of you
to leave Smedley here'..." Lol ok Stefano 😂😳

So now we get to the title of my email, the ONE thing worst than mafia threats and sketchy food poisoning: goodbyes☹️ A lot of the rest of
this week was spent saying goodbyes... My least fav thing. I of course had to do the usual goodbye testimony in sacrament meeting. Which I
started crying during haha💔 And then came the goodbyes. A lot of members were out of town for ferragosto, but there were still a lot of
hard goodbyes to be said. I'd said goodbye to the Furias last week thankfully, but I still had to bid farewell to some of my favorite people.

Saying goodbye to our investigator Gabriele was so sad. He made a little business card for me with all his contact info so we could keep
in touch. He shook my hand for the longest time, and then started crying. He said that of all the missionaries that he's met with over
the years, I was his favorite. I was shocked. I mean, I felt like we had a good relationship and I'd really worked hard for him, but there
have been a lot of awesome missionaries who've met with him in the past. He told me it was because "ho sentito che tuo coure e vicino
mio". I felt that your heart was near me. Which of course made me start to cry, so we left and bought a pizza for me to drown my sorrows in lol.💔🍕

We had to say goodbye to our crazy Nona Luciana. Any guesses on what she gave me this time to play with? Since she still views me as a 5
year old lol... Well folks, joining my crazy collection of stuffed birds, Italian readers digest, tea sets, and jewelry, I now have a
miniature guitar and a butterfly hair clip the size of a baseball. #blessed

We went over to the Gallo's house. Fratello Gallo was at work, but we had lunch with Olga and Sara and played Liar's Dice (the game from
Pirates of the Caribbean) as usual. All these little normal things that I took for granted... And now I'm leaving😅😥

One of the hardest goodbyes by far was with the Aramu family, because I had to say goodbye to my precious Camilla. We played a bit after
church as usual. Then, it was time for me say goodbye. It was one of the hardest things I'd ever done, because she doesn't understand. I
kept trying to explain that I was leaving, but she kept saying “no, we're going to play next week!" Finally, I just told her I loved her,
after which she threw her arms around me and hugged me while I attempted not to cry. When I said goodbye to her parents, her mom told
me she'd continue sending me pictures and updates so I could see Cami grow up. At this point, I truly did lose it. If you'd told me a year
ago that I'd be living in Italy, crying over leaving a 4 year-old, I probs wouldn't have believed you, but that's kind of where I'm at right now😅😂

Last night, we had my other hardest goodbye. We went over to the Quaresimas to say goodbye. My Italian family❤️ Had some awesome food
and waaaaay too many laughs. I got to hold their snakes (I felt like I was Voldemort or something!) and then hold their newest pets: flying
squirrels...? Because why not. Craziest night ever. Saying goodbye sucked. Fratello Quaresima made me promise to visit them first if I
ever come back to Italy ("hopefully with an Anziano" he added. Lololol). I hugged Sorella Quaresima for what felt like forever. I
just don't want to leave these people!

And now I'm sitting here in Porta Nuova, waiting for the train that will take me to my new home, new comp, and new people. I'm excited and
anxious, but it's also been a sad/stressful week as I've worried about leaving my people here in Collegno. I worry about the different trials
these people I love are facing. I worry about new missionaries loving and taking care of these people. However, the scripture in 1 Nephi 21
has given me a great deal of comfort and peace🤓

14 But, behold, Zion hath said: The Lord hath forsaken me, and my Lord
hath forgotten me--but he will show that he hath not.

15 For can a woman forget her sucking child, that she should not have
compassion on the son of her womb? Yea, they may forget, yet will I
not forget thee, O house of Israel.

16 Behold, I have graven thee upon the palms of my hands; thy walls
are continually before me.

Yes, the people of Collegno have been mine for the past 3 1/2 months, but they've been God's people for a lot longer. As much as I worry
about the welfare of these people, I'm rather certain God is even more invested. Above all, I think of how much I love these people here in
Collegno... And as hard as it is for me to comprehend, I realize that it's only a fraction of the immense love Heavenly Father has for them,
and for each of us. And that gives me comfort. These people will be in my thoughts and prayers for forever. However, I'm excited to go give
Vicenza my all, trusting that God will take care of Collegno while I’m away😌❤️

Until next time💕 The church is true and God loves you🤗

XOxo
Sorella Smedley

  LOTS of goodbye pics:( 
1&2- Gabriele (My favorite investigator) 3- Ada, the English class student
4- Sis. Tribastone  5-Allesandro 6-‘Back row crew’
7- The Sassis  8- Francesco 9-Sassy Fratello Lusso who always curtsies at me
10- The Petrarulos  11- Bishop and his wife
12-14 My hardest goodbye: Aramu family, Camilla
15- My church  16-first house I ever taught at 17- S.Caruso, first member I taught
18- Crazy Luciana  19- Owners of our favorite gelataria  20-Olga & Sara Gallo
21- My District  22-Selfies with my main man Big Daddy G!
23-25 My Family- The Quaresimas (Ft. their snakes!)
  

  
   
      
     
  

















Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Chapter 21: I'm An Avenger, NOT a Demon Gosh Dang It!

At least... I wish I was an Avenger... 

Hallo again to my favorite humans! This week has been crazy (shocker, I know).

As to the first part of my email this week, today for P-Day, we found ourselves again in the city of Aosta😍😍😍 As a recap, Aosta is a beautiful city nestled into the Alps, legit right on the borders of Italy, France, and Switzerland. It's near the base of both the Matterhorn and Paramount mountain. There are 10+ castles surrounding the city. And above all, it's the city where they filmed Avengers 2🤓 Also they sell chicken nuggets here. I don't know why I feel the need to include that fact, but whatevs😅 So we had to take the 2 hour train ride through the alps (poor us lol) back to my favorite place in the world! This time, we explored the Roman ruins (some of which looked like hogwarts corridors😍) and the tombs. Not a bad way to spend the day💕

And I'm not feeling trunky for Marvel at all. Nope. *insert nervous giggle here*

As to the second part of the title, I realize there are a lot of interesting little details about living in Italy that I fail to include from week to week, simply because they've become so normal lol. I kind of forget these aren't normal things back home haha. So for my lovely friends without the amazing privilege of living in the blessed land of Italia, here are a few things that always occur at least once during the day as a missionary!
- People actually greeting each other as you pass on the streets. Well, except for those few who see the name tags and are scared we come from Satan... 
- That one guy/girl who looks how you'd imagine a "typical Italian" to look
- At least 2 pizzerias 
- And at least 3 gelatarias
- A nun. 10 points to gryffindor if you get a selfie with her.
- Someone's laundry hanging out the window
- At least one awkward couple totally exchanging saliva, typically somewhere odd like on an escalator. Because PDA boundaries don't seem to exist here
- Neither do "non-smoking" areas lololol it's fine we can all die of lung cancer together 
- A shrine to the Madonna
- That one guy who looks like Mario 
- And is probs actually named Mario (you think I'm lyin but I'm totes not)
- Dogs. Pets are such a big thing here and are allowed on all public transportation and in most businesses. I am so blessed🐶🐱
- A gypsie. Because why not?
- Various shirtless dudes. Like whyyyyyyy #eww
- Someone who crosses themselves when they see you on the bus
Literally though, if I had a nickel for every time someone crossed themselves when they saw us, I could buy so much gelato. Like hello, I am NOT a demon lol my name tag literally says "Gesù Cristo" it's fine it's fine I'm not salty at all🙄 it happened again this morning but this lady was going hard core😂 after the seventh time she crossed herself, I just smiled awkwardly and waved... She took off running lol. Life is weird.

Lol, so there's that. Certainly makes going out finding people a pretty unique experience😂 I'm just living the dream lol. So on to some of the people we saw this week!

Thursday we got to have a lesson with the Tribastones. Their nonmember daughter Raffaella was there the whole time and I LOVED just talking with her! She's super funny and obsessed with puppies sooooo it wasn't hard for us to find things to talk about! As per usual, we were fed way too much. And also as per usual, I went home with a freak ton of pictures of Pepe, their precious dog who looks just like Dobby the elf. Love my life!

Last weekend, we stayed overnight in Milano with our STLs S. Jones and my precious Bastian! So fun! I was with Sorella Bastian and we had too much fun! Taught some really awesome lessons, and did a freak ton of finding! We helped some super wealthy tourists from Dubai (they were like "have you visited Dubai" and I'm just like lolol do I look like I've visited Dubai? Like yes, we used to go every summer but then I got sick of the long flight on my private jet and so I decided to buy an island instead. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to wash my Ferrari. In 100$ bills. Lol) they were way cool though haha! Tons of fun and I learned a lot!

We met with our investigator Gabriele again! Thank you all for your thoughts and prayers for him! However, he has decided to push his baptism date into September rather than doing it this week. I thought I was going to be extremely upset/sad at this news, however as we talked with him, I felt so at peace with it. I instantly felt a sure spiritual confirmation that this was how God wanted things to go, and that Gabriele would be baptized! I can't describe the feeling- it flat out doesn't make sense. But I just feel like things are going in accordance to God's plan, aaaaand I've learned its best not to argue with Him lol. But really though, you guys have no idea how much it meant to him when I told him about everyone who was praying for him. This guy is changing through Christ's atonement, and I can't take the credit for it. It's happened as a result of your prayers and the spirit of God, and what a miracle that is to witness!

It was kind of crazy on Sunday. Our bishop had all the adults combined for 3rd hour. We talked a lot about making our ward Zion. This ward is already soooooo amazing! However, during ward council last week, we addressed some various areas in which we as a ward can improve, and those things were brought up on Sunday. This ward is so amazing! You have your few stubborn people who I think were a little offended by Bishop's challenge, but the majority of the ward has really committed to step up in literally every way possible! They are all such examples to me!

As for the rest of this week, we've had district meeting, and then have had to deal with some technological crap. Our phone keeps having issues which causes a lot of stress as a missionary haha but it's slowly getting fixed... We hope...?

Last night, we had an appointment with the Furias because they're going out of town this weekend. We get transfer calls this weekend😁😁 and then transfers are next week. There's a chance I'll get transferred since I've done 3 transfers here, so the Furias wanted to say goodbye just in case. Wow, talk about one of the hardest nights of my life! I don't want to even imagine the emotional state I'll be in whenever I do end up getting transferred and have to say goodbye to everyone! We had dinner and a really good lesson with them, and then just sat and talked for a bit. I talked with the girls about Harry Potter for a good long while, because they'd just marathoned them the day before (side note: you know you are a true disciple of Christ when you say no to an invite to marathon Harry Potter with your fav people, because you're too busy trying to be a missionary. So so so so so hard hahaha). They were so cute haha! It was so hard for me to leave! As we left, Sorella Furia said they were going to write President Allen to say I need to stay in Collegno for my full mission, and Fratello Furia told me that after the mission I could come stay in their house! Debora, Stefania, and Christina drove us home, and when we got to our apartment, I was very sad. I hugged them all, and anytime I tried to say goodbye, they'd reply "No- ci vediamo!" ("No- we will see each other"). So I went inside and cried a tiny bit haha because goodbyes are the literal worst lol. It's fine.

But yeah, so there's my week🤗 A little scrambled as always, but just part of the Kaylee Smedley package haha💁🏼 As a side thought, I've been trying to make my studies very much Christ-centered; I still alternate between conference talks and scriptures and churchy books and whatnot, but specifically looking for Christ, and His central (and essential) role in God's plan. And- shocker! -I've found that pretty much everything is about Jesus Christ haha which is pretty much the best thing ever. And there was something I read yesterday that kind of struck me! There was a point in Christ's ministry where He had His 12 apostles, but also had various disciples who followed Him and obeyed His teachings and essentially just tried to learn from Him so they could be like Him. But quite a few of them fell away (despite the fact that they'd full-on witnessed Christ perform miracles and teach the true gospel) because it got too hard, or because they got offended, or various other reasons. After many had fallen away, the Savior turned to His apostles and asked, "Will ye also go away?". Will we? Obviously He wasn't just asking His apostles; He asks each of us. Will we go away because that's what all of our friends are doing? Will we leave His fold because being obedient is too difficult? Will we let ourselves be offended and slowly led away from our Savior?

I know that this is Christ's church and His work, and it's an honor and a privilege to wear Christ's name every day and be His representative for the Italian people❤️ Let us commit this week and every week after to more fully embrace the joys of discipleship! Above all, let us live our lives that we may respond as Peter did in John 6:67-68

67 Then said Jesus unto the twelve, Will ye also go away?

68 Then Simon Peter answered him, Lord, to whom shall we go? thou hast the words of eternal life.

xoxo
Sorella Smedley💕

1. Pepe!  2.&3- Tribastone family (& Pepe!)
4&5-Scambio with Sorella Bastian (side note, her cousin is married to my mom’s cousin & I love her!) 6-8 Typical day of finding on our way to an appt.
9-Can I be a Saint yet? 10- Also look, another castle- poor me!
11&12- Furia’s 
13- AOSTA!! 14&15-Ruins
16&17- The tombs under the city  18-20 idk what these are tbh…But they were under the city and looked like Hogwarts
21&22- Don’t worry- Ultron didn’t show up while I was there guys
  

  

  


  

  


  

 
 



Thursday, August 4, 2016

Chapter 20: All I Do Everyday is Learn About Stupid Egypt!

I feel like this email should be extra special since it's email #20... Hmmm...

*insert fiesta music here*

Well, want some updates? Let's do some updates since I've been in
Italy for over 3 months. Why not.
- It's still hotter than Hades
- But sometimes it rains so hard, I find myself checking for Noah to
show up with his beast-infested ark
- Mosquitos are killin me man
- Our neighbors are still constantly drunk and party every night
- Sadly, we have yet to score an invite to said parties
- Totally ain't sick of Italian food
- #alwaysgelato
- Our toilet is still broken...
- I'm still totes in love with Italy!

Ok so throwin it back to last Wednesday real quick, cuz a super cool experience happened literally minutes after I sent my mass email off!
We were having English class as usual, but it turned into a full-on gospel convo! Sepideh, a student in her 20s from Iran, had all these
questions for us! She's NEVER shown any interest whatsoever, but all of a sudden started talking about how she'd looked into various
religions, but nothing really felt right. She decided she believed in God, but didn't know what else. So we spent the entire hour hearing
her thoughts and then sharing our basic beliefs, and then asked her if she'd like a Book of Mormon... She said yes! Buuuutttt that she wanted
it in Farsi. We said we could probs find one for her!

Then get this- we grabbed our orders we'd received and got ready to head home... But it seemed heavier than it should be... We'd ordered
more copies of the B of M in Italian... But we opened the package and found that we also had a different copy... IN FARSI!!! The fetch?!?
Weirdest part is: S. McHardy and I distinctly remember making the decision to order one in Farsi back a few weeks ago... But we have no
idea why we made that choice! Literally none of our pre existing investigators or potentials had need of a Farsi copy... Idk man. God
is real. Also, so is adversity... Cuz right after that cool moment, a storm came. And by storm, I mean tempest. And the bus never came. So
we walked over an hour to get home, literally so soaked and so cold and trying to keep our iPads and the Farsi B of M dry... And we were
determined not to let Satan win this one so we legit marched through the floods singing "Called to Serve" and then all the Disney songs. At
the top of our lungs. And yelling "NOT TODAY SATAN" in between each one. And ya know what? We got home and our iPads and the B of M were
safe despite the fact that we were absolutely sopping wet. And looked very much like the matchmaker lady from Mulan... There are probably
some great principles to be drawn from this day... I'll let you guys figure that out haha.

Thursday we traveled 2 hours out to the city of Piossasco, a super cute piazzina out in the middle of nowhere. President Allen has really
stressed the importance of caring not just for investigators, but for the members and less actives too, which I LOVE! So S. McHardy and I
have been going through our ward list and trying to visit a freak ton of less actives, as well as doing member visits and lessons. Well, the
Catalanos live so far out, they haven't been visited in almost a year, so we decided to head out there! Sadly, the bus we needed to take runs
like every 4 hours, so we got there a lot earlier than we'd planned. So we did some tracting, and then realized that the Catalano's son and
his wife lived nearby (also in our ward, but they just had a baby so sometimes aren't able to make it to church), so we dropped by for an
impromptu visit. Totally made Elisa's day, and we had awesome gospel convos! I was pleased, cuz she's quieter and doesn't have as many
friends in the ward. But now she's friends with us at least so yay! Then we had our appointment with the other Catalanos. They kill me cuz
they are just so Italian. They looked through all my pics, constantly asking if I had a fiancé lol...
I'm like "no..."
And she's like "you are friends with boys though, right? It would be
weird if you weren't..."
*laughs confusedly* "Yes Tina... I have friends..."
And she's like "Oh! Are you in love with them?"
"Uhhh... No...?"
She was disappointed to hear that... The convo quickly changed into
"You should move to Italy... For LOVE!" 😑 Oh my gosh, these people
kill me lol it was like I was living a soap opera hahahaha😂😂😂😂😂

Friday, we had a cool appointment with Sorella Miele in our ward, and her nonmember son. After our little lesson thing, he left for work,
but we stayed and ate with Sorella Miele. As we were talking, the convo turned to Jesus Christ, and with tears in her eyes, she
explained to us that for her, "Gesù Cristo è tutto." Jesus Christ is everything. She started opening up to sum telling us about her
miraculous conversion story; how she lost her husband pretty early on; how she loves her kids and grandkids SO MUCH but none of them want the
gospel in their lives. She shared how it's only through Christ that she makes it through the hard times; that when "her body aches and her
problems feel heavy, she thinks of Christ and instantly feels an energy flow through her entire being". Oh how I want to be like her
one day. Isn't it true though? Gesù Cristo è tutto!!

Saturday, we had an appointment with Luciana... (Yes, that crazy Nona who gave me the fake bird to play with... And who made me read the
dictionary... And who sat on the gift we'd made her... And provided many an insult, but did so out of the goodness of her heart... We
think?). Ha, it was McHardy's first time meeting her lol. Luciana rambled as per usual, and gave us a snack... Some sort of green
vegetable with vinegar & some strange sauce, on top of stale bread… We asked her what it was... Still not sure what the green thing was,
but the sauce was white wine... So... That happened...? We gave her our lil lesson. She still thinks I'm literally a child😂 she sent me
home with a little tea set to play with for when I'm bored… Oh Luciana...

Sunday was AMAZING!! We walked in, and Gabriele (our investigator) had come in his lil suit coat. Just precious. And 3 freaking less-active
families were there! And... Get this... Gabriele Furia was there! I’ve never seen him in church before! He had us take a selfie so I could
officially have proof that he'd come to church... That sassy pants lololol. I was a happy camper allllllll during sacrament meeting! But
then I got many feelings of stress, because investigator Gabriele told us he could feel Satan working on him and didn't know if he could
still be baptized this month... So to not feel stressed, my comp and I went out to find people to teach. No luck cuz there was another flood,
although we found a nearly deaf lady who called us angels and let us pray with her, before running off into the woods...? Idk man...

Monday we had studies and district meeting. I was feeling a bit stressed about what to do about Gabriele, especially because my comp
and I both had very different ideas about what we should do. Luckily, we had an amazing training and afterwards, my comp and I were both on
the same page as far as what to do about Gabriele!

We had our lesson with him on Tuesday, and it was probs the best lesson I've had so far. The spirit was so strong, and I started to
legitimately feel the gift of tongues for the first time. We addressed his concerns, continually bringing back the focus to the necessity of
baptism, and the blessings involved. Lol this guy makes me bold, idk why. Every time he brought up a concern, I was like "But Gabriele, you
want to end up in heaven right?" And he's like duh. And I'm like "that's what I thought" and he's like "k good point". Also idk where
this idea came from (God obvi, but whatevs) but I was like “Gabriele, do you hear that?" And he's like "uh what?" And I was like "Your Book
of Mormon!" And he stares at his book, like what the freak... And I’m like "Ha, Alma has a question for ya... Mosiah chapter 18 verse 10 "
Which of course is the scripture that's like "what have ye against being baptized" and he was like "hmm, good one." I'm so weird lol. We
left him with a sort of agreement... He's going to ask God every morning and night through prayer if he should get baptized or not. We
promised him that if he did this, he would receive an answer. So please continue praying for this awesome dude! Oh, and on that topic,
I do testify that when you truly ask something of God, and do so sincerely, you will receive an answer. I had my own little experience
with that this week, and so I feel rather qualified to restate that promise to you lovely humans this week. It's real; God loves us, and
because He loves us, He wants to help us. And because we are truly His children, we have the divine, beautiful privilege of receiving
revelation and answers from Him. And how neat is that? Pretty neat. Fetching fantastic. Yay!

As to my email title... Well first of all, I've been rereading the bible lol and my comp and I have been studying Kolob and other
mysteries during comp studies. Cool cool, but back to me studying the bible. Poor Sorella McHardy has had to deal with my ranting about the
Egyptians. Those of you who've read the bible (or at least seen prince of Egypt or something) feel my pain. They just tick me off. Well tbh,
a lot of the bible ticks me off because the people are stupid sometimes instead of listening to God, but that's ok... I am like
those people sometimes😅 Anyways, ironically, we went to the Egyptians museum! Amazing, especially since it's the 2nd largest Egyptian museum
IN THE WORLD (2nd only to the one IN Cairo... So...) but yeah, it was way legit... But just funny cuz I'd literally just finished Exodus
this morning lol. Ah love life. Also cool cuz we saw a little thing in one of the tombs... It's legit the Facsimile 2 from the book of
Abraham... Which my comp and I had used earlier in our study of Kolob... So yes, the four of us sat there in the tomb with our
scriptures open like lil Mormon nerds... In an Egyptian museum… In Italy... Guys, did I even wake up this morning? Cuz this doesn't seem like reality...

Summarization of this scatterbrained week: God is real. Adversity is real too, but can be overcome (esp if Disney songs are involved).
Moving to Italy for love isn't the best choice... But it's a cute thought...? Jesus Christ IS everything. God answers prayers. We should
follow the example of the people in the bible... Except for the crazy unrighteous ones. Egypt is a crazy mess, but that's okay. I love you.
God loves you. Have a great week❤️

Xoxo
Smeds

1-Locked out of the church 2-Stuck in the rain 3&4-Catalano family
5&6- Furias, Furias & more Furias! 7-Teaching Primary 8- The Egyptian Museum 
9-13- I promise I’m an adult…except not 14-17 More from Egypt!
18- The Facsimile 2